Name: You Suck (Mr. Vampire)
Duration: P00H02M53S
Description: Quirky and hilarious - this is the greatest vampire song ever.

You Suck (Mr. Vampire)

from Crack, Crack Heart Attack by Wood Shampoo

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Quirky and hilarious - this is the greatest vampire song ever.

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“YOU SUCK, MR. VAMPIRE”

You suck
You suck
You suck Mr. Vampire
You suck Mr. Vampire
You suck so bad

Out late every night, relationships just a bite
Transylvanian transfusion, look into his eyes you’ll be losing
Mirror worship ain’t your bag, in your wedding pictures your wife went stag
You chew on the donors at the Red Cross drive, Coroner’s office
dead or alive

(Chorus)

Sleep all day you lazy bum, don’t fall asleep in the sun
Blood type A, Blood type B; hold the garlic on your linguini
Holy water causes irritation, wooden stakes deadly penetration
You turn batty in a flash, no frills flying saves on the cash

(Chorus)

Your favorite color is blood red
All your friends end up dead
You’ve got a pine box for a bed

You suck - Mr. Vampire (8x)
You suck so bad
You suck so bad
You suck so bad, so bad
You suck so bad

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from Crack, Crack Heart Attack, released June 26, 2013

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Wood Shampoo New York, New York

WOOD SHAMPOO'S CRACK, CRACK HEART ATTACK, mastered by Bob Ludwig, is an unabashed, gloriously simplistic and yet many- colored rock & roll tour de force. It is a collection of pop-routed gems of the guilty pleasure variety that so few seem able write any more and steeped in a proud tradition of dirty secrets, hedonistic pleasures, coy turns of phrase, tasty guitars, enigmatic vocals & edgy hooks. ... more

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